Nicki Minaj and Beyonce, two stunt queens from way back, suddenly and without warning released the video for their second collaboration together, "Feeling Myself." The song is already quoted the world over --the pair have inspired more references to taking pipe than the Super Mario Bros-- but the video follows on the Red Bottoms of the catsuit snatchfest, "***Flawless Remix."
While that video saw the two hard at work, doing what they do best --making money-- "Feeling Myself" takes a more relaxed tone. Too relaxed, almost.
All right, Bey. Good for you, Queen. Just because you're a mother and a wife and an international superstar doesn't mean you can't have the funz.
With Nick engaged to Philly's own Meek Mill, she's on her way to full-grown lady status as well. But for now they're just two gals, more baked than a Christmas ham, hanging out at Coachella...
Playing with their fries...
And generally living their lives.
All while casually ignoring the blood bath around them because they're slaying everyone.
They're like 2015's Thelma and Louise.
I can't wait till they go on a crime spree, Solange as the getaway driver, flooring their convertible off a plane. Onto a yacht.
You can see a preview below, but check out the "Feeling Myself" video in its entirety on Tidal. It's pretty on fleek.
Les Fabian Brathwaite -- carry on.