One of the biggest questions audiences had after seeing The Shape of Water was how exactly does it's magical Amphibian Man have sex — a question that's voiced in the film itself by Octavia Spencer's character. Thanks to one enterprising Etsy shop — of course it was Etsy — now you don't have to imagine anymore. That's right, there is an unofficial Shape of Water sex toy available for purchase — or at least it will be again soon, because the first run has already sold out. But the shop will be restocking in the future.
The "Jewel of the Amazon" dildo is "mixed with a mesmerizing crackled gold, bright blue and deep sea green." The store's description entreats customers to "draw a bath and embrace your lover in the light or in the dark as you ride the waves and get caught in the afterglow. This handsome fellow enjoys being part of your routine and just may be your best kept secret yet! (Egg timer not included)." The base even glows in the dark, like the fish creature healing that adorable
Check out a NSFW photo of the Jewel of the Amazon toy at the XenoCat Artifacts Etsy shop. If they restock soon your Oscar viewing party could be much more exciting.