Madonna Releases Advertisement for Her Fragrance 'Truth or Dare'

Happy holidays everybody! Look what I just spied with my very own bleary little eyes on this eve of Christmas Eve! It's the advertisement for Madonna's fragrance 'Truth or Dare,' and it's....well, look at it! It's glorious and all, but what, exactly, is happening here? Madonna is getting real nasty with herself, that's what. I mean, don't you often spritz yourself with a dab of perfume and then nakedly share a sordid, sensual smooch with your own reflection? What!? You don't? You don't know what you're missing!