‘Toy Story 4’ Contains ‘Dangerous’ Lesbian Content Apparently

Straight people are mad about gay things again!

One Million Moms is a website run by the tax-exempt fundamentalist American Family Association that does not speak for one million literal moms, despite its misleading name. The site, which the AFA uses to organize reactionary boycotts and other homophobic nonsense, is always OUTRAGED!!!! about something, whether its Teen Vogue's abortion coverage, Arthur's gay rat wedding, or Miss Vanjie's Chips Ahoy ad.

Today, One Million Moms is railing against Toy Story 4 because of some "dangerous" lesbian content that they claim leaves families "blindsided," Pink News reports.

"The scene is subtle in order to to desensitise children," says spokesperson Monica Cole in a statement. "But it is obvious that the child has two mothers, and they are parenting together."

Cole's referring to literal seconds of the Disney-Pixar film when a lesbian couple is seen dropping their daughter off at day care and then picking said daughter up later on. That's it. That's what they're mad about."

"It was a noticeably small scene with the sole purpose of attempting to normalize this lifestyle," Cole continued. "Not to mention there was a brief comment made about not hiding in a closet also in the movie. Some children may not catch this reference, but it was extremely unnecessary as with the lesbian couple."

In the words of Natasha from America's Next Top Model cycle 8, "I just want to tell you, some people have war in their countries."

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