VIDEO: River Viiperi Stars in Versace for H&M Commercial

The Versace/H&M campaign has been unleashed in all its glory. The mega-retailer is being anything but coy in its push for its latest high-low collaboration--in fact, it's being downright aggressive. Hot on the heels of New York's launch party and fashion show, now we have a glimpse of the TV commercial promoting the partnership. It stars the new guard of power girl models--Lindsey Wixson and Daphne Groeneveld--and is quite possibly the most bizarre pitch to buy something that we've ever seen. It involves some surreal plot involving an assembly line producing bleach blondes, live marionette puppets, a hamster wheel, a maze, and a gilded bird cage, all controlled by Donatella. There is, though, a ever-so-brief appearance by the gorgeous River Viiperi, so all is forgiven. Take a look below.