We know what you've been thinking: how do I dress myself so I invoke the image of a posh falconer taking a break from hunting with birds of prey to take a light stroll around the block? Luckily, we've got you covered. Follows these simple guidelines and you'll be the most stylish statement in town. Bird sold separately.
The Extreme Flare Pants
You need to get extreme here. These Alexander McQueen trousers are a good choice.
We also like this legging option.
The Furry Neck
Keep your neck warm with this piece from Target.
The Blue Sweater Vest
This L.L. Bean staple will certainly work.
A Pink Base Layer
Pair your blue with pink to keep them confused. This Topman silk button down will do nicely.
And that's it! You're all set. Now get out on the sidewalk and strut your flared legs.
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