Generally, as a journalistic rule of thumb, it’s a wise idea to avoid bringing up X-rated fan fiction during an interview—unless you want your subject to bolt. However, when your subject is Chris Pratt—the man who went “snake out” on Parks and Rec—all bets are off.
The Guardians of the Galaxy star sat down with BuzzFeed to discuss the film and the conversation moved to the subject of erotic fan fiction. “No, should I be scared?” Pratt replied when asked if he knew anything about the fanfic floating around the web. The interviewer, Whitney Jefferson, assured him: “It’s all complimentary,” continuing, “It’s just people that think you guys are super hot and should be hooking up with each other.”
Pratt’s reply: “Like, me, Chris Evans, and Robert Downey Jr.? I’ll have to say I agree. It sounds pretty fun.” Yes. Yes it does.