Classifying the Unknown Species of the Gay Animal Kingdom

We've all heard of bears, otters cubs, and pigs -- the different groups, tribes, species, families, phylums, what-have-yous that gay men lump themselves into for mating and migratory purposes. But what of the many other classifications of gay in the animal queendom? Adventures in Gay puts on his zoologist hat -- which looks an awful lot like his regular hat -- and breaks down some of the more obscure sub-species in the hilarious video, The Gay Classification Kingdom.

You'll never look at monocles the same way again.