There's always been something about the men orbiting around the Kardashian gorgons. They're pretty, emasculated and seemingly aching to break out on their own. So it was only a matter of time before two of them slept together.
Not like that, though.
Just this morning, Kim Kardashian--herself no stranger to photographic evidence of amorous trysts--tweeted a photo of Scott Disick, the restaurant-owning bon vivant baby daddy of her old sister Kourtney, cuddling up to a very intimate part of her brother Rob.
"This is how I caught @robkardashian & @scottdisick at the airport passed out sleeping," Kim, who has recently been cozying up to Kanye West, tweeted.
The perfectly innocent pic shows Disick using Rob's manhood as a pillow on an airport couch. Though Disick seems quite cozy, the arrangement just might have been more comfortable if it were the other way around.
In 2011, Kourtney Kardashian claimed in an interview with xojane.com that Disick's own nether regions have plenty of padding, likening his manhood to "an elephant's trunk."
Indeed, around that time an underwear-free Disick made gossip-site headlines for the impressive movement spotted in his trousers as he sauntered through Manhattan.
Not taking into account that one day her own brother might want to use Disick's package for a pillow, Kim Kardashian later said, "That's not normal. We have got to buy him some underwear for his birthday or something. This is freaking me out!"