Barack Obama has finally emerged from the primordial goo of evolution to come out, full-formed, as a full supporter of gay marriage. The New York Times just broke the story on their digital homepage, but we have more questions than answers at this point, like what is the President's favorite musical theater diva (Bernadette or Patti...tell us!), and what did he think of Prada's fall 2012 collection? So many things to ask him. In the meantime, we find some small solace in knowing the man in charge has got our backs.
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Excerpts of the interview will air tonight on ABC's "World News with Diane Sawyer."
Watch the video below: