Move over RuPaul, there's a new queen in town--and he's a 70-year-old Republican.
A few weeks ago, a Twitter user named "Ron Paul's Drag Race" started tweeting hypothetical things that U.S. Representative Ron Paul would say if he were to take over for Ru Paul on Ru's hit LOGO reality competition. Needless to say, it's pretty funny.
The content--i.e. Libertarian stances on everything from welfare to civil liberties--remains totally on par with Ron Paul's belief system, but the account transposes them in a fierce drag voice. Here are some of our favorites:
"To all my welfare queens-- YOU BETTA WERK."
"If you get in bed with government, girl you're gonna wake up with a nasty rash."
"Dennis Kucinich-- you are a FIERCE anti-war queen. But your time has passed. Now sashay away."
Feel free to peruse the rest here.