Too broke or cheap to "Say it with flowers" and need a last-minute Valentine's Day gift? Short on cash as well as creative ideas?
Then let us do the thinking that your heart should be doing for you.
While you're still at the office and the printing is free, follow the steps outlined on Gay.net for making a titillating, but artfully covered, erotic valentine.
This quick, fun, and easy way to weasel out of paying for a card is also totally versatile: whether you're looking for something bear friendly or freshly waxed, there's a card, and accompanying gay erotic pun, for you!