It's not that kind of situation, OK?
After Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, Jersey Shore's pintsized mascot, said recently, "It wouldn't surprise me" if costar Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino was actually gay, noted ladies' man Sorrentino blasted her for the statement.
"Mike really ripped both Snooki and JWoww a new one," a source close to him told the Chicago Sun-Times. "He's extremely upset," the source added, not noting whether Sorrentino was upset to have his sexuality questioned or because his whole shtick is appealing to aggressive hetero dudes who presumably wouldn't hold a gay guy in the same esteem.
We're sure Snooki didn't mean anything nasty by questioning The Situation's orientation. After all, she herself came out as being bisexual in the same interview.
"I would consider myself bi," she said. "I've done stuff with girls before. But I would never be with a girl because I like... penis. But I've experimented."