Morning Cheat Sheet: Robert Pattinson's Wonky Haircut, Kim Kardashian Sues Old Navy,

Um, it looks like Robert Pattinson's barber may-or-may-not have been on mushrooms (the fun kind) when he crafted this mess.

David Beckham is launching a fragrance in September, aptly titled David Beckham Homme. Hey, somebody's gotta pay for his little lady's clothing.

Kim Kardashian is suing Old Navy for casting an actress that kinda-sorta looks like her in one of their commercials. She's also suing Carly Simon for writing the song "You're So Vain" about her.

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen's label The Row collaborated with (anti-gay, anti-choice) TOMS to craft cashmere versions of their classic slippers.

Ruh-roh! Bloomingdale's needs to work on their spelling.

Despite being in it's infantile stages and still winning a Webby award, Vogue will be launching another mysterious website later this year.

Happy Birthday to Oscar de la Renta, who turns 79 years young today!

In case you hadn't noticed, it's hot.