Morning Cheat Sheet: We're Back from Sweden, Kim Kardashian to Wear Vera Wang, Smurfette Models Fall's Latest Fashions

We've missed you so much while we were away eating herring and celebrating Midsummer in Sweden. Check out our online travel journal here. It's basically like when your grandparents used to make you watch slideshows of their vacations, but with hotter guys (including football stud Anton Hysen)

Kim Kardashian will wear a Vera Wang when she marries. Yawn.

This Harper's Bazaar spread of Smurfette wearing fall's hottest fashion is, like, super-creepy.

Beyonce and/or Sasha Fierce: we love you, we really do. But this remake of A Star is Born is not going to be cute. Don't eff with classic Barbra Streisand. That is all.

Gawker's comprehensive guide to gay marriage etiquette.

Sarah Jessica Parker will be Vogue's August cover girl while naughty birds Kate Moss and Lindsay Lohan will coverVogue and Vanity Fair for September.

Heidi Klum may be raking in the dough, but reading isn't her strongest suit. Even her daughter agrees.

Gwyneth Paltrowreceives advice on being classy from Derek Blasberg.