Morning Cheat Sheet: Hermoine in Vogue, Good News for Tory Burch, David Letterman Misses Oprah (We Do Too!)

Emma Watson (aka Hermoine Granger) has been chosen -- by ANNA HERSELF -- to cover the July issue ofVogue.

Queen of the WASPs, Ms. Tory Burch, has a lot to celebrate. She just won a lawsuit, awarding her millions of dollars over copyright infringement and she'll be showing her line with a proper runway show this September.

Model Karen Elson and her musician husband Jack Black are getting a divorce. Apparently its amicable since they're throwing a party -- together -- to celebrate it.

British Vogue just lost their creative director and fashion director. Get your resumes ready, ladies!

David Lettermanstill missesOprah on TV every day. We second that.

Proof that gay parents can be just as bored, twisted, weird and obsessed with their kids as straight parents.

Duchess Katehops on the kooky, crazy hat train!