Quickies: Thursday, April 14 2011

> Charlie Sheen sex doll sells out in one day.

> Kobe Bryant apologizes for calling a ref a "fucking f****t," but is still fined $100,000 by the commissioner of the NBA.

> Hawaiian lawmakers pass employment protection bill for trans citizens.

> Egads! Justin Bieber is quittingTwitter (at least for a little while).

> Bret Easton Ellis calls Glee a "puddle of HIV."

> Universal Pictures is looking to bring Green Day's American Idiot to the big screen.