Morning Cheat Sheet: Gaga is Inspired by Marijuana, Balmain's New Designer is a Nobody, Drinking Makes People Like Shopping

Rumor has it that Michelle Obama may have dropped her latest stylist Meredith Koop, who allegedly stepped in only earlier this year.

Is Christophe Decarnin going to be replaced by an unknown at Balmain? And, PS., where the heck is he?

Boxer-briefs that look like jeans? That is just so wrong.

Don't worry! The Advertising Standards Authority says this Miu Miu model isn't so skinny she's going to die. Hooray!

Oh that Gaga! She spills to Harper's Bazaar about her new bony shoulders, smoking weed, and how's she's not going anywhere.

One way to get people shopping? Offer booze of course!

photo courtesy of Harper's Bazaar/Terry Richardson