Quickies: Friday, January 14 2011

> Coming soon to a Broadway theater near you: Fight Club The Musical?

> If you've been longing for Bravo to do a classier version of The A-List/a gay version of The Real Housewives, you're going to have to keep on longing. Execs at the network claim no show fitting that description is in the works.

> But... these Bravo shows will be returning: The Rachel Zoe Project, Flipping Out, Work of Art: The Next Great Artist, The Millionaire Matchmaker, Bethenny Ever After, Top Chef and Top Chef Masters.

> Also returning for a third wonderfully wacked out season? The Wendy Williams Show.

> 90201 to get gayer when Teddy (Trevor Donovan) scores a lover (Smallville alum Alan Ritchson) during Spring Break. Oh to be that young, blond, and fictional again.

> James Franco and little brother Dave are teaming up for new film projects.