Dior's Short Film Lady Grey, Directed by John Cameron Mitchell

For those of you who don't know, Dior has been releasing short films to showcase their newest products. Today, they released the newest called Lady Gray featuring their spokeswoman, the incredibly sexy Marion Cotillard, directed by friend of Out John Cameron Mitchell. This is the fourth, and this one follows suit in not being too plot heavy. In fact, it's downright convoluted. From what we can tell, Marion is some showgirl and she invites a wheelchair-bound Ian McKellan (who, in his brief time on-screen is expectedly moving and genius) to her dressing room. There she like totally feels up his legs, which is weird, to say the least. Then she interacts with some artist dude who is obviously obsessed with her and then walks out of the theater where she performs, with a big ole' beehive. Cut to her dancing in some ferris wheel. Ok, if you've read this, you may think I just took a hit of the good stuff, but alas, I'm still at work, so none of that. Instead, just watch the clip above. It's non-sensical as hell. If you can explain what's happening to me, feel free to do so in the comments below.