Madonna Has Spoken: Kindly Stop Your Bullying

Ok, everyone. No matter who else said it before, or how well they said it, we've finally got the final word in. Madonna wants you to stop bullying, and whatever Madonna wants, she gets.

Her Madge-esty went on to The Ellen DeGeneres Show today to announce that she is fed up with people bullying each other -- especially the gays, since we're the ones who pay her bills. Madonna also shared a little story wherein she explained that she always felt out of place until she her gay dance teacher took her to a gay disco (as if we needed a reminder that she's old) and that's where she blossomed and realized it was her life's mission to make club music for 'mos to dance to. Or something like that.

Also, she admits that her kids have head lice. Like, you're Madonna...that should not be happening.

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