Welcome to the first edition of Critical Eye, where we sum up the best and the worst of red carpet and special event fashion offerings. First up? The MTV EMA's:
From left:
Ke$ha (red carpet): Such a mess. That hair needs a comb pronto.
Miley (on stage): Lace bodysuit. Slutty and its been done by Britney already.
Taylor Momsen: Disastrous. From the raccoon eyes to the thigh-highs, it's all tragic.
Rihanna (red carpet): It's Marchesa, so we love it.
Shakira (red carpet): Golden and shiny -- we love. And -- hey lady -- look at that cleavage!
Eva Longoria : Strong shoulders and dramatic draping, a sensual surprise. PS -- is she relevant at all?
Kanye: God, he's really feeling some heavy gold chains these days.
Miley (red carpet): Cute little bow-tie and a white tiered gown. Tres Chanel.
Shakira (on stage): Showing her stomach is a must for Shakira, but please nix the shaggy denim pants.
Vinnie and Snooki: Could it be? They look kinda cute and normal!
Rihanna (on stage): Oy. Should have stayed in the Marchesa.
Katy Perry: Her schtick-y dressing is getting rrrrrrrreal tired, in our humble opinion.
Ke$ha (on stage): She looks like a venus fly trap on ecstasy barfed her up.
Jared Leto: With all that white, we thought he was Terrence Koh for a second. PS We miss Jordan Catalano.
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