Critical Eye: EMA Edition

Welcome to the first edition of Critical Eye, where we sum up the best and the worst of red carpet and special event fashion offerings. First up? The MTV EMA's:

From left:

Ke$ha (red carpet): Such a mess. That hair needs a comb pronto.
Miley (on stage): Lace bodysuit. Slutty and its been done by Britney already.
Taylor Momsen: Disastrous. From the raccoon eyes to the thigh-highs, it's all tragic.
Rihanna (red carpet): It's Marchesa, so we love it.
Shakira (red carpet): Golden and shiny -- we love. And -- hey lady -- look at that cleavage!
Eva Longoria : Strong shoulders and dramatic draping, a sensual surprise. PS -- is she relevant at all?
Kanye: God, he's really feeling some heavy gold chains these days.
Miley (red carpet): Cute little bow-tie and a white tiered gown. TresChanel.
Shakira (on stage): Showing her stomach is a must for Shakira, but please nix the shaggy denim pants.
Vinnie and Snooki: Could it be? They look kinda cute and normal!
Rihanna (on stage): Oy. Should have stayed in the Marchesa.
Katy Perry: Her schtick-y dressing is getting rrrrrrrreal tired, in our humble opinion.
Ke$ha (on stage): She looks like a venus fly trap on ecstasy barfed her up.
Jared Leto: With all that white, we thought he was Terrence Koh for a second. PS We miss Jordan Catalano.

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