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Let's Get Physical with Pokemon

From the one-shot band 2 Guys 2 Name a Baby After, comes The Birds and the Beedrills, a Pokemon-inspired rap about ex-girlfriends and getting your Poke-freak on. Incorporating the 151 original Pocket Monsters in a sexually-charged, five-minute rap ballad, lyricist White Licorice (Brandon Daley) and musician Sad Panda (Brock Chart) Exeggcute (cue rimshot) an impressive feat of Nintendo fandom.

With lyrics like, "I Lickitung her Lapras, tasting on that magic carpet, hoping she's not Krabby, that'd be Gastly, and would make my heart sick," and a chance encounter with a Geodude, this could possibly be the summer song of 2010. What do you think?

--JUSTIN McCRAW

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