Picture two men in a Fire Island timeshare, their hairy limbs intertwined and shuddering with throes of passion; they sweat onto 1000 threadcount sheets while The Divine Miss M plays in the background. This song is way way gayer. Captain Obvious has put out his mash up of Madonna's Vogue and Scissor Sister's Let's Have a Kiki and it is fabulous. You'll be listening to this one on repeat. So lock the doors, lower the...you know the drill.
