WATCH: Fifty Shades of Takei

"Over my stomach, between my thighs with his long-fingered hands .. Oh my!" A new way to enjoy FiftyShadesofGrey, or the only way to enjoy it for some. George Takei samples a few lines from the Random House title, which sold over 35 million copies, in a way to promote his own book Oh Myyy! (There Goes The Internet), which made TheNewYorkTimes Best Sellers list in its first week. Takei provides a hilarious and saucy reading--where can we get the full audio?

Oh Myy! tells how the 75-year-old Mr. Sulu became one of the most popular figures on the Internet through Twitter, YouTube and Facebook (where he has over 3.16 million fans). Available on Amazon and Barnes & Nobles