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Ellen Created the Perfect Man For Adam Rippon

The result is...disturbing.

Ellen Created the Perfect Man For Adam Rippon
Photography: Ben Margot/AP

Remember O-Town's iconic anthem about pubescent sexual awakening "Liquid Dreams," in which they describe their perfect woman as being "a mix of Destiny's Child, just a little touch Madonna's wild style, with Janet Jackson's smile" and that if you "throw in a body like Jennifers'" you've got the inspiration behind their nocturnal emissions?


Well, Frankensteining a perfect match isn't just for millennial boy bands. When Adam filled in as guest bartender on her talk show, Ellen DeGeneres presented him with his perfect man, a mixture of Brad Pitt, Harry Styles, Jake Gyllenhaal, Owen Wilson, The Rock, Gus Kenworthy, and Zac Efron. The result is...disturbing.

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