There Were 300,000 Searches for Donald Trump on Pornhub in 2018

Curiosity killed the cat, and incidentally, my boner too.

Pornhub just released its year in review, revealing which categories had the most (and least) searches.

Among one of the more disgusting and surprising searches was none other than Donald Trump. Our toad-headed president amassed 300,000 searches on Pornhub, averaging 822 searches a day.

Melania had double the number of searches when compared to her husband, whereas Stormy Daniels had well over 30 million searches, skyrocketing her from the 671-ranked adult entertainer on Pornhub in 2017 to number one. I imagine Trump sulking in the Oval Office knowing that his arch-nemesis had more than 100 times more searches this year.

Clinical psychologist Laurie Betito, director of the Pornhub Sexual Wellness Centre, helped make some sense of results.

She explained, "Searches like these serve as an indication that people use this site to not only satisfy sexual urges but also to get a different angle on something they are already interested in -- to see a famous character or hot topic in a sexual context."

Still, gross.

Other interesting results to emerge from the report revealed that lesbian porn is the most searched category worldwide and was the most popular term in the US, Canada, the UK, Australia, and much of South America. This is likely because women often watch lesbian porn too. In fact, women were 151% more interested in lesbian videos than straight men.

Among gay and bisexual men -- which Pornhub is able to track through a subsection of their site titled "Pornhub Gay" --"Korean" was the most popular search term worldwide ousting "Japanese" to the number 2 slot. "Black," "Daddy," "Straight," "Asian," and "Twink" were the third through seventh most popular searches respectively.

Other trending terms for queer men included "omg his dick" (up 3481%) and "no foreplay" (up 626%), which accurately depict the current state of affairs of gay hookup culture.