Ellen DeGeneres Reimagines Dr. Seuss Classics For Trump's America

Now that public education is at risk under Trump's administration, we might have to get a bit more creative about teaching our nation's children at home. Neither Trump nor secretary of education Betsy DeVos attended public schools, but their proposed Department of Education budget has the potential to do great damage to them, with a slash of $9.2 billion.

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But perhaps Ellen DeGeneres could save America's schoolchildren--the always hilarious queer icon recently spoofed our fav Dr. Suess classics on her show. She began the segment saying, "I don't know if you heard this, but Chelsea Clinton wrote a children's book and it's called She Persisted. It's about inspirational women who did not take no for an answer. And not to be outdone, Donald Trump has come out with his own children's books. Don't ask me how, but I got ahold of some of them."

DeGeneres included such titles as:

The Cat in the Make America Great Again Hat

Oh, the Places You Won't Go (Because of the Travel Ban)

The Very Hungry Caterpillar Who Lost His Meals on Wheels Program

And we have our own we'd like to add to DeGeneres' list: Mr. Trump, Will You Please Go Now.

Watch the hilarious Ellen Show segment, below.