Celebrate World Poetry Day With Grindr Hookup Haiku

Today is World Poetry Day, and you know what that means: poems about emotionless blowjobs have been compiled for your reading pleasure on the modern version of a poetry library: Instagram.

Here's a sweet one about lifeless orgasms:

You're fucking boring, but your fucking's everything. So I keep coming.

A post shared by grindrhaiku (@grindrhaiku) on Mar 20, 2017 at 11:06am PDT

A regular Walt Whitman:

Oh my god. He had central air in the summer. What else do you need?

A post shared by grindrhaiku (@grindrhaiku) on Mar 7, 2017 at 5:36pm PST

Winner of the 2017 Inernational Poetry Award:

I throw up in your toilet and can't remember where we met last night.

A post shared by grindrhaiku (@grindrhaiku) on Mar 5, 2017 at 9:16am PST

Rumor has it this one was written by Emily Dickinson's cousin:

I've already come over, drunk and lonely. We don't vibe, but I still cum.

A post shared by grindrhaiku (@grindrhaiku) on Feb 28, 2017 at 12:05pm PST

Read them all on Instagram @grindrhaiku.