Watch: The Sanderson Sisters Go to Starbucks and Write Burn Books in 'The Real Housewitches of Salem'

Double, double, twink and trouble!

In a reality-show style skit, Griff King, Sarah Blackman, and Taylor Van Pelt dress up as the Sanderson Sisters and wreak havoc on suburbia. Now that sunscreen has been invented, everyone's favorite housewitches can paint the town red.

Their first stop is Starbucks, where they order an "extra mocha lotta frappa fruita-chino with extra shots of this and that," and then they hit up a costume store for digs to wear to a party at the "gayest beach in the world," then, of course, they end the day with a trip to "the French boutique, Target."

In this rousing reimagining of Hocus Pocus, Mary has a drinking problem, Sarah drinks double espressos with Stevia to keep her "noodle arms," and Winifred has a diary that is remarkably similar to Regina George's Burn Book. Watch this incredible drag performance below.