The U.S. Naval Academy may be my favorite branch of the Armed Forces becuase they know what I like. Jaunty sailor uniforms and the annual Herndon Monument Climb being at the lard-covered top of that list.
I mean, a bunch of virile young mens just runnin' at a greased up phallus...
Climbing over each other to get to the top.
Girl, stop. That's the stuff gay dreams are made of. Wet dreams, mostly.
It's like Fire Island in July up in here. Turn off the lights, drop the disco ball and let's get this party started.
In reality, the Herndon Monument Climb goes back to at least the 1960s and tradition dictates that the cadet who reaches the top will rise to the rank of admiral first. So condragulations to this handsome, young fella.
And good for the Navy for advocating safer sex.
If you like it then you should put a (jimmy) hat on it. In related news, it's Fleet Week in New York.