Robert Pattinson Doesn't Feel So Sexy

Even teen idols can be insecure!

Despite being a heartthrob to whom millions of teenage girls want to give their humanity--to say nothing of other things--it seems that matinee idol Robert Pattinson doesn't love himself. If that's the case, how the hell is he gonna love anybody else? Can I get an amen up in here?

Ahem.

According to US Weekly, Pattinson has been pouting since photos of him riding a paddleboard clad only in swim trunks surfaced late last month.

"He's really insecure about his shirt being off," a source tattled to the mag, which pointed out that the actor has previously painted on a six-pack for big-screen roles.

While we think Bobby looks just fine the way he is, perhaps any extra padding that's there is due to the fact that he's trying to drop his smoking habit, a good move that's notorious for leading to a bit of weight gain.

Still, if Pattinson needs any reassurance that he's still a hot piece, we're here to help.