The up-and-coming actor, who recently had sex with himself, has released a PSA about the inherent dangers of allowing your children to talk to strangers. It's all pretty straightforward until he gets to his actual point: Don't let your kids talk to teen idols.
According to Franco, hearthrobs like Mario Lopez and the members of N'Sync are the absolute worst people that your children could talk to, since they're mostly older guys and should not be socializing with 10-year-olds in the first place.
But then, in a surprise twist, you realize that Franco is actually one of those idols! And he happens to be pantless! Don't worry, we're not ruining the punch-line. Check out the video, from the folks at Complex, below: