While accepting an award for her work as an advocate for LGBT equality on behalf of the Human Rights Campaign this weekend, Charlize Theron took the opportunity to also commemorate Michael Fassbender's member.
"Your penis was a revelation," Theron said of her
She referred, of course, to Fassbender's
as a frequently nude sex addict in the 2011 Steve McQueen film Shame.
"I'm available to work with it any time," she went on to say.
was on hand to chronicle Theron's inexplicable tangent and have themselves taken the opportunity to further explore the subject of Michael Fassbender's penis by
creating a timeline
of its rise to fame.
Will new mom Charlize
like Louis C.K. and receive a challenge to put her money where her mouth is? We're gunning for you Charlize! Just make sure to tell us all about it in your next speech.