Tweet and Greet: @CondeElevator

There are so many Twitter accounts these days, each with their own specific take on the world, that it's hard -- if not damn near impossible -- to keep up. But for fashion dorks, a new @ has recently sparked the interest of the industry. Welcome @CondeElevator, an unnamed lass or lad who has the honor (or punishment?) or stalking the hallowed halls of 4 Times Square on the daily. As you can imagine, many a ridiculous thing gets said in the elevators heading up to your floor of choice (floor 9 = GQ and Teen Vogue; floor 12 = Vogue. Just Vogue). First off, the Twitter icon is a fierce picture of Meryl Streep as Miranda Priestly. That fact alone made us hit the "follow" button. But in addition to that, the feed is filled with delectable quotes and quips that prove just how big a horse and pony show the fashion biz is -- especially if you're working for one of the most lucrative and powerful publishing organizations in the world. We're displaying just two delectable tweets for your enjoyment, but take a gander at these marvelous gems of 140 characters or less. These sound bytes are prime examples of the bulls*** one has to deal with (on the daily, mind you) should you want to make it big in the bad-ass world of fashion. Still want to work in fashion?