A Trip To The Cake Decorating Store Yields Our New Favorite Term For The Male Anatomy

Just when we think we've heard it all, we unexpectedly end up at a cake decorating store and learn a new term for the Twinkie and -- if we let our thoughts roam into the seedy, heavily populated red light districts of our minds -- the male anatomy. Feel free to use Cream Canoe for either, but just remember you heard it here first.

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