Quickies: Tuesday, March 1 2011

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> Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen, John Galliano, and Mel Gibson may have a new recruit for their "Hollywood's Biggest Messes Club": Xtinaarrested for public intoxication.

> Natalie Portman, the face of Miss Dior Cherie perfume, says she is "shocked and disgusted" by Dior head John Galliano's recent anti-semitic rant and will not be "associated with him in any way."

> Rumor has it Lindsay Lohan and James Franco are teaming up with photographer Terry Richardson to create a sexually explicit book that is drawing comparisons to Madonna's 1992 Sex book.

> A new non-profit, Former Majority Association for Equality, is tired of women, people of color, queers and other minorities getting all the scholarships so they've created a fund for white men.

> Elton John is coming to Saturday Night Live. The Rocket Man will host and be the musical guest on April 2.