We of course mean a headline for his newly announced jail sentence in the U.K., not what might happen in jail. Michael is to be put away for four weeks, and will spend the next four on probation. He also was fined around $2,000, all told, for his latest slow-moving driving offense whilst under the influence of cannabis.
Anyway, the Brit tabloids love some Wham! puns, and we're looking for the best as they come in. Right now, it's The Sun, with the inspired "Lock Me Up Before I Can Go-Go", then the po-faced Guardian with "Wham Rapped" and the dumb-ass Daily Mirror's "WHAM!"