1. You can call me a diva—just don't call me a ham.
2. Why, thank you, I have lost weight.
3. Pigs + frogs. Interspecies marriage. The time has come.
4. Thanks, but no Spanx.
5. No, I will not get you Anna's autograph.
6. Thanks for teaching moi that I should never hold a grudge… I should act on one.
7. You've always known the way to this girl's heart: truffles.
8. He's skinny, wears a flashy neckpiece, and sings "Rainbow Connection." But, for the last time, Kermie is secure in his froghood.
9. You've taught moi that I should never be rude. That's what publicists are for.
10. Thank you for all the rides to anger management.