9 Ways to Break Up With Your Boyfriend

1) Ive realized that Im really an asexual. 2) I want a baby. 3) You looked better when I was drinking. 4) Size really does matter. 5) I always get dumpedand I wanted to see what the other side felt like. 6) My companys just transferred me to Idaho. 7) I want to go to Provincetown and get married. 8) Its me, not you. 9) Its you, not me.