7 Sure-fire Ways to Jam Someone�s Gaydar

1. Grow a mullet and a mustache and tell a lot of Jeff Foxworthy jokes. 2. Wear your cell phone on a clip on your belt. 3. Constantly hawk loogies onto the sidewalks and streets. 4. Use as many profane four-letter words as possible in one sentence. 5. Wear Brut cologne. 6. Commence getting all of your teeth gold-plated for purely aesthetic purposes. 7. Drink beer out of a can.