Do women belong in gay bars? The answer is apparently a resounding yes — if they happen to be an Oscar-winning actress and a British, Grammy-winning musical icon.
On an otherwise unremarkable night in New York City, Adele and Jennifer Lawrence had a girls’ night out together at Pieces Bar in New York City. Did everyone know they were friends? I had no idea and honey, I’m a little shook.
The girls were looking right — Adele all in black with a face beat for Untucked and Lawrence looking skinny in a sleeveless camel turtleneck — and were extremely drunk. At some point they wound up on the floor together with host Brita Filter telling Lawrence, “this isn’t the Hunger Games!”
— Ξvan Ross Katz (@evanrosskatz) March 23, 2019
But how did they get so wasted? According to some intense Out investigation, the ladies participated in a game of musical shots.
I’M AT PIECES AND ADELE AND JENNIFER LAWRENCE ARE HERE LMFAOO pic.twitter.com/sQfzOcRJmh
— Joe (@JoeMichaelII) March 23, 2019
“Hi my name’s Adele,” Adele told the crowd, which has now canonically replaced the lyric, “Hello, it’s me” in “Hello.” Listen, I don’t make the rules.
— Jonathan Valdez (@JonathanValdez) March 23, 2019
“What do you do for a living?” Filter asked the Grammy winner, who answered that, at the moment, she is a “stay at home mum.” A humble, child-rearing queen.
— Papacito Bach (@papacitobach) March 23, 2019
At some point during their tumble onto the floor, this legendary moment occurred.
Randomly getting turnt with JeLaw and Adele. NBD. pic.twitter.com/xCeUTz4j4Y
— Rich Brome (@rbrome) March 23, 2019
I can just hear Jennifer Lawrence whispering “I’m so glad we didn’t call Gaga.” Name a more iconic duo, I’ll wait.
— ~ Lu ~ (@todoxjlaw) March 23, 2019
Pieces, give Jennifer Lawrence and Adele their own party — what they’ve been waiting for, obviously — with a guaranteed base pay and a bar cut. It’s what they deserve! If they aren't guest judges on Drag Race next season I want my money back.