If Chris Hemsworth is ass-up in the wilderness and no one is there to see it, does the gay rights movement cease to exist? Thankfully, we’ll never have to wonder. During a family trip to Rottnest Island, off the Australian coastline, Chris Hemsworth took a photo that sent shockwaves across the gay internet. No, it wasn’t a dick pic (I’m sorry). No, it wasn’t a hole pic (I’m weeping). But in a way, it was the next best thing.
Hemsworth was taking an adorable photo with a quokkas, a tiny marsupial related to kangaroos. While the Avengers star’s photo with his new best friend was cute enough to make even Thanos go “aw,” that’s not the story, baby. What we, the LGBTQ+ community are interested in on this day is what happened behind the scenes.
In order to secure the photo with his new quokka friend, Hemsowrth had to get on his hands and knees (are you ready?). He had to get as close to the ground as possible, arching his back (are you feeling it?) and sticking his bum in the air (yes) to balance out how close his head was to the ground (mmhm). The position he wound up in, which was thankfully captured by his wife, Elsa Pataky, was vaguely familiar to the world’s homosexuals.
Chris Hemsworth befriended a tiny marsupial, a macropod in the kangaroo and wallaby family? Cool. Let’s talk about that back arch cause I have question! pic.twitter.com/FUV9im05F8
— Ξvan Ross Katz (@evanrosskatz) March 16, 2019
Chris Hemsworth going ass-up for a marsupial quickly went viral on gay Twitter — regular Twitter too, but our memes were funnier.
Yeen gotta tell me - I know this pussy be YANKIN pic.twitter.com/8zJMJtYqNa
— Dustin Lance BBH (@turnandstomp) March 17, 2019
Nature is beautiful! pic.twitter.com/RXHyKMrwJM
— little mac main (@csmith03) March 16, 2019
It's meeting the man of your dreams...and then meeting his beautiful wife. pic.twitter.com/vdiENzVqLI
— Karen Peterson (@KarenMPeterson) March 15, 2019
Thor is a vers power bottom https://t.co/8CclL2w9KX
— HottyToddyAlum (@ADifferentRebel) March 15, 2019
Wholesome Chris Hemsworth posting this and later checking why ppl are tweeting about him and seeing why. pic.twitter.com/GbHatvGbHQ
— STEVEN GONZALEZ (@StevenAGonzalez) March 17, 2019
— Forever panda (@Panda_malcolm) March 17, 2019
Chris Hemsworth’s ass will return in...Avengers: Endgame.