Which Gay Harry Potter Character Are You?

Enroll at Hogwarts, have some fun with your broomstick, and find out who you'd be.

You’re allowed the choice of Houses at Hogwarts, rather than being at the whim of that stupid hat. Which do you choose?

1. Ravenclaw, as you’re less of a fighter, and more of a wit, Oscar Wilde-style? You can just picture yourself holding forth on all matter of clever topics, whilst cute boys sit around, open-mouthed at your cleverness.
2. Gryffindor: you’re way too macho to be anything else, and reckon they’ll have a wickedly outfitted gym and steam room, and be well up for wrestling on a bearskin rug in front of the fire every night.
3. Slytherin, because you reckon you’d look good in skin-tight black leather and silk, and because you’re really pretty twisted and hope that nights in the (seniors’) dorms there would be, too?
4. Hufflepuff. You hate sports, dislike a fight, are too well mannered for sarcasm and prefer a nice cosy den. The house mascot is a badger, after all…