Quickies: Gaga Tour Dates, Lindsay Learns a Lesson
By Jessanne Collins
> Lady Gaga will appear in Beyoncé's "Video Phone" music video, wearing... wait for it... "something wild." Meanwhile, dates have been announced for her Kanye-less holiday season tour, dubbed "The Monster Ball" and kicking off November 27 in Montreal. "Bad Romance," the first single from the re-release of her debut album, The Fame, now titled The Fame Monster, will make its radio premiere on Monday.
> It's patisseries -- not pasties -- the French are so keen on -- a lesson Lindsay Lohan learned the hard way after her debut collection for Ungaro was received less than perkily at Paris Fashion Week. She blamed the total taste meltdown on "coming in so late and having not that much time to do a whole collection," i.e., a good old failure to make it work.
> Breaking: A-Ha, the Norweigan pop group that gave us "Take on Me," the third greatest one-hit wonder of the '80s, has announced that it will disband after a 2010 world tour. Also breaking: A-Ha still exists.
> Daniel Radcliffe, aka BFF of OLJ, has purchased a new townhouse in the West Village. It was reportedly built by a sailor and has a sick yard. Shoulda snatched this one up too while he had the chance.
> Meghan McCain created a Twitter flitter when she posted a picture of her, um, current reading material.
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