Hornet did the lords work and asked users of their dating app about the one thing straight people will never believe gay people are into: football. In honor of the upcoming Super Bowl on February 4th, they asked some standard questions about football’s biggest event with a necessary gay twist, which means that, yes, they asked what team had the hottest quarterback and what their favorite half time show was.
The results are pretty standard with the award for most obvious going to the question of which superstar half time show was their favorite. It was Lady Gaga, clearly. I mean, sure they should’ve said Beyonce but besides her, did we really expect them to pick someone like Bruno Mars?
Besides that, nearly 40% of participants are rooting for the Philadelphia Eagles while only 20% prefer the New England Patriots (those are the football teams playing in the Super Bowl for the non-sports gays reading this). Who looks the hottest handling an almond-shaped ball? That would be Patriots quarterback Tom Brady, who 45% of respondents said was sexier, compared to the 24% who thought Nick Foles was sexier, a surprising number given that 0% of people know who Nick Foles is—gay or straight.
Among the other findings was the general consensus that Justin Timberlake should be performing with Janet Jackson as reparations for ruining her career back when Nipplegate happened in 2004. But hey, at least it created YouTube, right?