In a week filled to the brim with batshit insanity, this may take the cake. Lindsay Lohan was live on Instagram last night accosting a homeless family in Moscow, claiming they're Syrian refugees and accusing them of human trafficking. In the video, Lohan revives her bizarre take on a Middle Eastern accent, accusing two homeless parents of kidnapping their own child. Yikes.
"Hey everyone, I just want to show you a family that I met," she says in the video. "They're a Syrian refugee family that I'm really worried about. They really need help." First Lohan asks if she can get the family a hotel room, then offers to take their son for the night. "If someone is offering them a home and a bed, which is me at the moment, give it to them," Lohan says in her ridiculous affected accent. When the family finally attempts to get away from Lohan, she accuses them of "ruining Arabic culture" by not letting her abduct their son. "Look what's happening," she says to the fans watching her stream. "They're trafficking children." She later threatens, "I won't leave until I take you. Now I know who you are. Don't fuck with me."
The video ends with the mother seemingly shoving Lohan -- because wouldn't you do that if a crazy redheaded lady was following around your family with a camera accusing you of abducting your own child? "I'm, like, in shock right now," Lohan says, crying. "I'm just so scared."