The better the beat, the closer to god -- wait, is that not the saying? Well, it should be after watching Aquaria transform herself into the drag Virgin Mary in Dazed Beauty's new holiday tutorial. TheRuPaul's Drag Raceseason 10 winner is snatching Santa's beard and bringing us back to Christmas's Christian roots with a holy holiday look for your nerves.
"This holiday season she ain't no virgin no more," says the New York City queen as she leads viewers through the necessary steps to turn themselves into slutty mothers of Christ. "Now, this isn't an exact recreation of the Virgin Mary's makeup, I don't remember what products she used when she was giving birth to the baby Jesus, but hopefully it was something kinda sorta similar to this," says Aquaria, who also reveals that she if she were to star in a nativity scene, she would "obviously be the star of the show, either literally the star or the baby Jesus." Although if Aquaria's already booked, she noted that surely Scarlett Johansson "would be down to play it."
"I love wearing this look to strut down the streets of Bethlehem, looking for the fiercest hotel to stay at. I'm sure they have a fabulous Four Seasons." Use those points, mama!
The Virgin Mary is, according to Aquaria, obsessed with smoky eyes and "not much of a cut crease girl, she goes for more subtle drama, but drama nonetheless."
Seeing Aquaria's final look is enough to make anyone religious, because no mere mortal drag queen could snap like that -- it has to be divine intervention. Take notes and be prepared to stunt on your family on Christmas morning.
Watch Aquaria's drag Virgin Mary transformation below: