WATCH: Cersei Lannister Reads Insults from The Bachelor

Somewhere in an alternate universe, the land of Westeros occupies a similar golden age of television we live in now, where ageing celebrities find themselves on reality shows.

In a recent visit to Jimmy Kimmel Live, Lena Heady gave us a splendid taste of what this universe might look like, when she read insults from this season of The Bachelor as Cersei Lannister.

Now think about the episode of Maury where Robert Baratheon and Jamie Lannister argue about the paternity of Cersei's children.