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ICYMI: 7 Days in Hell Was the Gayest Movie of All Time

ICYMI: 7 Days in Hell Was the Gayest Movie of All Time

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More like 7 Gays in Heaven, amirite?

HBO's uproarious mockumentary 7 Days in Hell was a lot of things: ridiculous, primarily. Andy Samberg and Out coverboy Kit Harrington played tennis rivals who engaged in the most epic match of all time -- a seven day game during the 2001 Wimbeldon. It was hilarious, it made little to no sense and above all, it was gay.

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Gay as hell -- all 7 days.

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Harrington plays British wunderkind Charles Poole -- he's dumb as a pile of bricks and hot as a pile of abs.

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Samberg's Aaron Williams is a tennis bad boy in the mold of John McEnroe meets Brooke Shields-era Andre Agassi. He'll also bang any and everything he can get his hands on -- like this streaker who interrupts the game around day 3.

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Williams (who is Venus and Serena's adopted brother through a "reverse Blind Side") then goes about grand slamming that streaker right there on the court.

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Charles seemed to enjoy it.

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As did the men involved.

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And yes that's Lena Dunham in a mullet. She plays the former head of Jordache. Get into this movie. And if that doesn't tempt you, there's a breathtaking CGI gay orgy sequence during Williams' time in a Swedish prison.

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Apparently Dolph Lundgren was there.

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Though, like this post, all good things must come to an end.

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